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#9864

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz wrote something incorrect on the board Schwartz: Are we satisfied now? Whole class: No! Schwartz: What did I screw up this time?

#9863

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Jan. 30, 2022, 10:16 p.m.

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Caleb: I like blood more.

#9862

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.

#9861

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.

#9860

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#9859

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Jan. 28, 2022, 9:13 p.m.

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// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!

#9858

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Jan. 28, 2022, 7:45 p.m.

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Rao: Why aren't more people using threats and bribes?

we were making arguments for why president biden or a five year old should wash their hands

rao, threat, english

#9857

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Jan. 28, 2022, 3:46 p.m.

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// bus ride Albert: Look an orange! Albert: now it’s here Albert: and now it’s here Albert: Boop boop boop boop! *bounces orange between hands*

#9856

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Jan. 28, 2022, 3:29 p.m.

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// pd 9 analysis 2, it's snowing schwartz: if you're driving home, PLEASE be careful. if you're taking the bus... ... ...good luck? cross your fingers?

#9854

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Jan. 28, 2022, 11:24 a.m.

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Jerry Jing: I don’t get why teachers think explaining things to us will help us understand.