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⚐ ReportAnderson: When people die, they die heroically. *Puts hand over chest* I've been shot! Tell my family that I did this for them. *falls on ground* Anderson: But when animals die, it's not heroic at all. *Waves hands around* Oh shit I'm dying, help me!
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⚐ ReportNoah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.
#7118
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⚐ Report//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?
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⚐ ReportWensen: I'm pretty sure that if I doused you in isoporpyl and lit you on fire it would be more than your hair that burned.
#7112
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⚐ Report//Student is doing Spanish HW, Rose looks over her shoulder Rose: What Spanish are you in? 1? 2? Student: 4 Rose: Woah, shouldn't you be done learning "gustar" by now?
#7110
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⚐ Report//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there
#7108
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⚐ ReportKaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.
#7107
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⚐ ReportStein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?