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#12938
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⚐ Report*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.
#12937
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⚐ Report//Innovation, Video of student interviewing Prange plays Sky: That looks like Schafer but off Wish!
#12935
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Bill Nye was an electrical engineer before he was Bill Nye Jorgensen: well he was always Bill Nye you know what I meant Jorgensen: I'm gonna walk away
#12934
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⚐ ReportZoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.
#12932
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator
#12931
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⚐ ReportBannister: This room is so small! Bannister: I'm so glad i'm thin so I can get around this room!
#12930
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding
#12929
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...
#12928
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⚐ ReportNobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>
#12927
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⚐ ReportJustin: We should put Hillel, Eric, and Debbie into a dorm together Justin: That way they can't annoy us Yongle: They can go annoy each other