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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Can you guys not do anything dumb for 5 minutes? O'Donovan: I need to grab my coffee from the car or else I will go insane. Kian: Ok meng.
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⚐ Report// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?
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⚐ ReportStein: Being a teacher is great. Every day, some student comes in and does something ridiculous. Asher: Why are you looking at me?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I know that you all live in Montgomery County, so you think agriculture doesn't exist.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.
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⚐ ReportLiterally Nobody: Tyler He: I'm so smart bro Rose: You're so sensitive. You always want credit or something
#13021
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⚐ ReportGlenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!