#2423

88

Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

#2422

22

Oct. 27, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Indian Student: *speaks with thick Indian accent* White Student: You sound like my mother.

#2420

77

Oct. 27, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

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Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!

#2419

35

Oct. 26, 2010, 11:23 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Stop loafing! (MB)^2: ? Ms. Roberts: You know, loaf. -in an official voice- Loaf is an adjective, meaning to- (MB)^2: VERB! Ms. Roberts: ... Did I say adjective? ... uh yeah actually I was really good at English back in high school...

#2418

1010

Oct. 26, 2010, 11:14 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)

#2417

22

Oct. 26, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Mr. Ekatomatis: Hang on to your electrons, because molecular orbital theory gets a bit more hairy!

#2416

1113

Oct. 26, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Student: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting

#2415

33

Oct. 26, 2010, 2:39 a.m.

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Pham: White is not really a color!!! You guy know that by now, right?

#2414

44

Oct. 25, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Rory: Uh, wait, Ms. Piper... Piper: Yes, Michelle? Michelle: Uhh, what? Piper: Oh sorry Rory, I thought you were Michelle. Michelle:...Is my voice really that low?

#2412

210

Oct. 25, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Dvorsky: Turning something in is always better than not turning it in.  Even if you get a 50% for effort, 20 points is still better than 40 points.