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⚐ Report//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!
#5296
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⚐ Report//During lunch, Erin is looking at Yannie's lunch, which is a blob of noodles Erin: It's like...one piece. Yannie: It's not one piece... Josephine: Oh One Piece. Is it Ace? Yannie: No. Ace is dead! Erin: No! You don't talk about that! Josephine: It's RIPAce? Erin: It that an enzyme?
#5291
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⚐ Report//9th period CAP Photo. Bustillos is explaining the 2nd quarter Independent Blog Post. Bustillos: The purpose of this Indie Blog Post is to get you guys to start dreamin'. Student 1: Why? We already dream enough -- in our sleep. Bustillos: Not that kind of dreaming. Dreaming as in what you wanna do with your life. Student 2: Why now? We're only in 9th grade! Bustillos: Y'see, when I was in 9th grade, all I did once I got home was sleep. //Class snickers. Bustillos: And that was the only thing I wanted to do -- sleep. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Student 2: Is that why you're here...? Bustillos: Yeah. I don't want you guys to be like me. That's why y'all have to start dreamin'.
#5290
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⚐ Report//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.
#5289
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⚐ ReportNoah: I think I'll modify it to be a little less passive-aggressive Student: So you can be more actively aggressive? Noah: I haven't decided
#5288
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⚐ Report//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."
#5287
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: "You know green banana? It unripe! You break it apart, you eat it, it crunchy!"
#5284
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⚐ ReportRose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.