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#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#12460

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#12459

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Nov. 6, 2023, 10:08 a.m.

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Andy C: How do you become a discord mod? Andy: Serious question.

#12458

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Nov. 6, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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*Delaney walks up to Jerry Song* Jerry: What's up? Delaney: Hrrn. Andy: Minecraft villager. Sean(from far away): Hrrn. Delaney: I don't have a nose big enough for that.

#12457

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Nov. 6, 2023, 9:07 a.m.

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Lodal: when i hear "breeding reactor" it doesn't sound like a good thing Lodal: it sounds like a human rights violation thing.

#12456

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Nov. 6, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Stein: I saw a group of girls sitting outside and I told them to go back to class. Stein: One of them said "ew, why? It's boring."

#12455

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Nov. 3, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Rose: What do you do if you're jealous? Rose: If you're jealous, you learn, and then you take revenge.

#12454

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Nov. 3, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Rose: If you talk when I'm talking, that's rude, but I'm getting paid, so that's fine. Rose: If you talk when Stephen's talking, that's bad -- he's not getting paid. Stephen: I should be getting paid.

#12453

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Rose: After grading 33 of these [responses to questions on maths philosophy] Rose: I came to realise that I don't know what the word "intuitive" means Rose: and, maybe, neither do you guys

#12452

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Losekamp: What's an example of a stimulus? Diego: Getting punched in the face