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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Glenn: If you've watched a lot of late-night commercials you would know what ED is. Glenn: What's ED? Klees: When you're an old and a man...

#13091

46

Feb. 16, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Rose: DISCONTINOUS FUNCTIONS ARE KIND OF STUPID

#13090

46

Feb. 16, 2024, 3:08 p.m.

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Rose: do you want to see a nasty function Rose: do you want to text your loved ones? Rose: It's the am i a rational number function.

#13089

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Rose: You don't look at other people's names on the seating chart? Sai: No. I'm very narcissistic and selfish. Rose: There's a bit of a difference between selfish and self-centered Sai: yes but they come in a package //later Rose: I'm losing my voice Sai: Then go find it. Rose: More zingers from Sai!

#13088

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Feb. 16, 2024, 1:20 p.m.

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Student: Do you have bandaids? Hart: You all can get a cut simultaneously because I have 1000 bandaids in here! Jerry Song: We can all get a fade.

#13086

26

Feb. 16, 2024, 11:07 a.m.

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Jerry Song: These holes are so small Jerry: Shut up! Jerry: Don't you dare

#13084

511

Feb. 16, 2024, 9:50 a.m.

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Will: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.

#13083

44

Feb. 16, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Student: We are truly in late-stage capitalism if students are scamming their parents to go to the school play.

#13082

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

#13081

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.