#13026

-24

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#13025

44

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.

#13024

55

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:53 p.m.

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Hinkle: I know that you all live in Montgomery County, so you think agriculture doesn't exist.

#13023

77

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:53 p.m.

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Ostrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.

#13022

-44

Feb. 9, 2024, 2:50 p.m.

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Literally Nobody: Tyler He: I'm so smart bro Rose: You're so sensitive. You always want credit or something

#13021

77

Feb. 9, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Glenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!

#13019

35

Feb. 9, 2024, 10:23 a.m.

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Glenn: Why is wisconsin funny? //later Glenn: Ever chew on those cheese curds that go EER EER EER EER EER EER? Glenn: that's a thing in Wisconsin Sai: Wiscansin. Glenn: Wiscansin.

#13018

57

Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#13017

46

Feb. 9, 2024, 7:58 a.m.

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Kripa: Hey Nikhita here is the article I was talking about. *proceeds to read off her computer* Kripa: Middle school warns that snorting smarties may lead to nasal maggots Nikhita: Oh!

#13016

68

Feb. 8, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Rose: I guess we have to do problem 24 now. I was hoping we would run out of time.