#11306

68

Dec. 12, 2022, 12:03 a.m.

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Zachary Parsia: Expired condoms are useful...for making babies

#11305

88

Dec. 9, 2022, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a number between 0 and 2. Student: 3!

#11304

5151

Dec. 9, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Street; You see, I'd be worried about getting fired... Street: But I'm trying to get fired

#11303

2727

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Lodal: I just want to let you guys know, if I die in this classroom, and one of you knows how to reanimate my corpse, you're welcome to do that.

#11301

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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Rose: *snaps his fingers for like 10 seconds* Rose: Alright, we did it. We axiomatized the natural numbers. *class erupts into applause*

#11300

1515

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:27 p.m.

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Lodal: You like hearing me say your name out loud, don't you? I guess I should say your name out loud more often.

#11299

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Rose: good, you added a little chuckle Rose: that's how I know you're alive, a little giggle

#11298

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 12:24 p.m.

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O'Donovan: You have fixed cars before right? O'Donovan: Of course not. O'Donovan: It was one of my classes, along with taking apart and assembling Kalishnikov. // Later O'Donovan: I was not a good shot. O'Donovan: When I shot, nobody could find my bullet.

#11297

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Mogge: Now, you would think this DBQ is worth 6 points...no, I multiplied it by 4!

#11296

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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//French 3, someone says something about Paraguay Student: Paraguay? That exists? It sounds like an Apex Legends weapon.