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#10557

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May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?

She thought we were messing with her because she was a sub and I feel kinda bad now but it wasn't the intention

deez nuts, attendance, sub

#10556

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May 10, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Rose: My daughter's been brainwashed by Disney for the last 9 months. She's gone. We lost her.

He should tell her to let it go

rose

#10555

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May 10, 2022, 8:34 a.m.

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// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!

#10554

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May 10, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead

AP NSL rocks, apparently // songs are: God's Plan, Mr. Clean, and i forget what else

nsl, gabaree

#10553

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May 9, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Roberts: Children! Come get your wipes! Katz: What about the seniors, who might not be children? Roberts: Seems to me like the seniors are more children than the rest of you.

in a very grade-mixed class //mod note: see also "CHILDREN, CHILDREN" (slaps desk repeatedly)

children, roberts, seniors

#10552

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May 9, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Mao to Praccho, passing by in the halls mid conversation: we should have a maternity shoot, I wanna kiss your belly

I can't say I expected this but I can't say I'm surprised either

mao, maternity, lunch

#10551

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May 9, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Rose: I can't fight any of you guys now, but once you graduate...

*goes on a tangent about how mcps stops caring about you once you graduate* //mod note: i wanna fight rose can i fight rose

logic, fight, rose, graduation

#10550

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May 9, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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Rose: When Pham was here it was kinda impossible for me to get fired because there was someone here who was even crazier than me. Rose: Now I'm first in line.

#10549

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May 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: this one time we went outside for class and I looked up and this one kid was climbing on a tree 15 feet in the air! Rose: I told him to get down because if he fell I would be fired Student: shouldn't you be more concerned about his safety than being fired Rose: ehhhhhh not really, he seemed like he'd be fine

I would also go 15 feet into the air to escape Fitch style proofs //mod note: tbf if he got 15 feet into the air without rose noticing at all then he probably knows what he's doing and his safety is less of a concern

outside, logic, fired, rose

#10548

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May 6, 2022, 4:46 p.m.

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// Watching fairy godmother scene from cinderella Rose: See, the horse thinks he's gonna be the horse; that's because he's trapped by the class system into thinking that's all he could ever be. // Later Rose: See how the lower classes are rising up and taking control of their masters!

Rose's marxist interpretation of cinderella //mod note: 10535

analysis, rose