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⚐ Report// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?
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⚐ ReportRose: My daughter's been brainwashed by Disney for the last 9 months. She's gone. We lost her.
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⚐ Report// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!
#10554
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⚐ ReportGabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead
#10553
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Children! Come get your wipes! Katz: What about the seniors, who might not be children? Roberts: Seems to me like the seniors are more children than the rest of you.
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⚐ ReportMao to Praccho, passing by in the halls mid conversation: we should have a maternity shoot, I wanna kiss your belly
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⚐ ReportRose: When Pham was here it was kinda impossible for me to get fired because there was someone here who was even crazier than me. Rose: Now I'm first in line.
#10549
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⚐ ReportRose: this one time we went outside for class and I looked up and this one kid was climbing on a tree 15 feet in the air! Rose: I told him to get down because if he fell I would be fired Student: shouldn't you be more concerned about his safety than being fired Rose: ehhhhhh not really, he seemed like he'd be fine
#10548
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⚐ Report// Watching fairy godmother scene from cinderella Rose: See, the horse thinks he's gonna be the horse; that's because he's trapped by the class system into thinking that's all he could ever be. // Later Rose: See how the lower classes are rising up and taking control of their masters!