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#10404
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⚐ ReportDuval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.
#10402
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⚐ ReportJerry: How much time do we get? Duval: Why do you want to know? Jerry: Oh, no particular reason. Duval: No particular answer, then.
#10401
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⚐ ReportAndy: Computers are like kids - you have to hit them repeatedly to get them to work.
#10399
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⚐ ReportDuval: He's all the way down in the trailer park, how could we conspire against you? // Duval: Have you ever seen him use his phone?
#10394
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!