#12596

810

Nov. 28, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Kian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird

#12595

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 28 "The critics' consensus is that [Wish (2023) is] terrible, but I like it." "You were all bored by my lecture, so maybe my lecture was bad, but maybe it was all your fault." "You are allowed to think. You are even encouraged to think." "I feel like I've said this five times already, but saying it one more time would be good." "I'm leading a whole counter-revolution. When I write my own calculus textbook ..." "An axiom is like a little packet of magic dust." "Sameer! Wake up. Stand up. You can't fall asleep if you're standing." "We have two facts about the least upper bound. It's an upper bound, and it's the least." "Are we ready to start the proof? ... No. That's a trick question. We're not ready, because we don't know what the hell's going on." "Wake up, everyone! Smack yourself. Smack your neighbour. Do whatever it takes." "If you just reach in with your grubby little fingers and go 'eurherhuuerh' ..."

#12594

1014

Nov. 28, 2023, 2:32 p.m.

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Lodal: It’s ok to like trains

#12593

46

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Yongle: why do you need to be a woman? Yongle: you should blairbash that

#12592

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Rakshay: Ms. Woodward? Woodward: No, you can't become a pro e-sports player. Rakshay: What do you do for 1B? Woodward: Oh, I thought you were oliver. Class: *laughs*

#12591

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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Glenn: Barnacles have proportionally the largest penis in the animal kingdom. Glenn: Instead of broadcast spawning, the penis goes *bloop bloop bloop* to the other barnacles to reproduce.

#12590

66

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Talking about how some insects will end up in our food Glenn: We eat some gross stuff! Glenn: I'd rather eat insects than poop.

#12589

46

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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// roughly translated from ASL Mather: make sure your palm faces out for FRUSTRATED, or else it's *writes on board* B____H // some confused looks Mather: *writes out the T C* B_TCH Kid 1: (spoken) ohhhh Kid 2: (spoken) shut up!

#12588

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#12587

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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Glenn: I got a text saying "where is the crowbar?" Glenn: Then I got another text saying "where is the duct tape?" Glenn: I'm just glad I didn't get a text saying "do you have an industrial-sized trash bag?"