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⚐ ReportGlenn: If it is pure pandemonium, everything is on fire, it's pure chaos... Glenn: And one of you guys have the capacity to hit the button, do it.
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⚐ Report// Dino nugget Andrew Zhao: I know it's worth like 8 cents, but it was totally worth the $30.
#12050
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⚐ ReportWoodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.
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⚐ ReportStudent: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest
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⚐ ReportHadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan
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⚐ Report// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.
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⚐ ReportMichael: I'm told I'm wrong, so I'm kinda scared, but -- Jacobs: We're all scared. It's the human condition.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.