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#10159
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⚐ ReportRose: I won't say this is illegal, but this calculus has been suppressed in every textbook.
#10158
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⚐ Report// Pd. 9 Logic Mr. Rose: Think about when you go to a pool, and there's like, pool rules. There's just so many rules! Pool Rules 1. No running 2. No jumping 3. No glass bottles 4. No knives 5. No dogs 6. No skateboarding 7. No guns Mr. Rose: But each of these rules restricts one of your freedoms to do something. Mr. Rose: So if you want to have a fun pool party, you'd go to a Florida pool. FL Pool 1. No automatic weapons
#10156
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⚐ Report// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!
#10154
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⚐ ReportDuval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?
#10153
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⚐ ReportKaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.
#10152
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⚐ Report// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy
#10150
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⚐ Report// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*
#10149
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⚐ ReportAndy: The thing about boolean algebra is that the test is always about how many DeMorgans you can unwrap. Schwartz: Which is one more than you can do before messing up.