#12237

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 11:53 a.m.

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Woodward: MCPS thinks this is a naughty picture for some reason

#12235

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Delaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?

#12234

1818

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:27 a.m.

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Leo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.

#12233

99

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#12232

88

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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Rose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.

#12231

55

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Substitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.

#12230

88

Oct. 2, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

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// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!

#12229

46

Oct. 2, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: China is like an autoimmune disorder

#12228

2525

Oct. 2, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Smolen: What did you guys do over the weekend? Andrew Zhao: I sat next to big sweaty dudes. Smolen: Did you just say you slept with big sweaty dudes? Andrew: No, I said I slept...I meant sat!

#12227

66

Oct. 2, 2023, 8:56 a.m.

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// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*