#3053

2224

March 9, 2011, 4:30 p.m.

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//Jason drops a mobius strip into the trash. JHyun: Made it! Thomas: Now try it from over there! Jhyun: Is that even possible? Thomas: Here, I'll show you something. Point mass simplification. //crumples up paper

#2760

33

Jan. 6, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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Student: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!

#2756

1531

Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

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//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

#2719

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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//Talking about buoyant force Bob: So what are the acting forces of buoyant crap? JHyun: Isn't it like, pressure below, pressure above, and gravity? Bob: Oh wait, what did you say, I was afk.

#2709

3032

Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2445

1414

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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John: Guys, honestly! [class shuts up] Schafer: When John has to calm you down, there's something wrong with the class. John: Dude, he just graded 105 physics tests! If I did that I'd go mentally unstable! Schafer: -er. Mentally unstabler. . .

#2436

55

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m.

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Schafer: This is mu. Mew, not moo. Mew. If you say moo, you're a cow.

#1429

2020

Jan. 30, 2010, 10:55 p.m.

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Hinkle (serious tone): Someone in my World History class actually said this with a straight face. He said, "Mr. Hinkle, rivers have to flow south because of gravity."

#1386

2123

Jan. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Peter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.

#1344

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Donaldson: What are you going to do if someone from 5th or 7th period asks you about the exam? Class: Say it was interesting Donaldson: No, you say, "Mr. Donaldson told us to tell you it was interesting" //proceeds to enact scenario