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#2722
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⚐ Report//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.
#2709
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⚐ ReportPatrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.
#2707
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⚐ ReportHammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!
#2705
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⚐ ReportVisiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.' I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'
#2630
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.
#2496
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So what is the best food that your mother cooks? Two Asian students at once: FRIED CHICKEN!!!
#2409
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⚐ Report//as Schafer walks through the class to the lab Pham: Oh, my ring, it costings bout tirty tousand.
#2321
2020
⚐ Report//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.