#2729

3032

Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?

#2722

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.

#2709

3032

Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2707

66

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2705

99

Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'

#2630

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2629

77

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2496

99

Nov. 7, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Schafer: So what is the best food that your mother cooks? Two Asian students at once: FRIED CHICKEN!!!

#2436

55

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m.

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Schafer: This is mu. Mew, not moo. Mew. If you say moo, you're a cow.

#2409

11

Oct. 24, 2010, 2:35 a.m.

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//as Schafer walks through the class to the lab Pham: Oh, my ring, it costings bout tirty tousand.