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#10009
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1A Uriel: What do you have against Virginia? Rose: Y'know. They're down there.
#9989
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: And that's just cubing a binomial, something you've been doing for 2, 3, 4, 7, 12 years? Schwartz: I'm sure for some of you, your first words were "cUbE bInOmIaL"!
#9956
2020
⚐ Report// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.
#9950
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What methods are useful? Crying! After you cry, what methods are useful? Power reducing.
#9929
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⚐ Report//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!
#9928
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⚐ ReportStudent: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!
#9927
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⚐ ReportAlex: Imagine having as big a brain as Michael. Michael: Alex, are you okay? Is there anything in your personal life we need to talk about? Alex: No, I'm good. I'm just fantasising about having a brain as big as yours. //Michael puts up hood nervously Michael: I feel oddly uncomfortable.
#9910
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⚐ Report// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!
#9908
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You should absolutely go to college and refer to solving these as OIGOIG. Schwartz: They'll definitely know what you're talking about and not laugh at you. Schwartz: ... Seriously, do call it that. They'll laugh at you, but it'll spark a conversation, and it'll be good.
#9907
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⚐ Report//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.