#9158

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June 3, 2021, 8:06 a.m.

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//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.

#13208

2628

March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13363

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May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#13572

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March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#5582

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Oct. 14, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Walking up to the tennis courts in 9th period gym. Grace: I don't look like Steven! Josh: What? What are you even talking about? Grace: Someone told me that I look like Steven. I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM! Josh: But your children will!

#1307

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Jan. 12, 2010, 2:31 p.m.

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Yordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*

#2122

2121

Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.

#2344

2121

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Pham: Michael Jackson sleep in pure oxygen chamber! Student: Isn't that just gossip? Pham: No, some people say it true! Student: That's what gossip is...

#2408

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Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!

#2631

2121

Dec. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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// In ESS, talking about the different kinds of unconformities // Donaldson erases a layer of sediment, but leaves a layer on top and underneath Viju: WHOA! It's like... an air chamber! Donaldson: ...You mean a cave?