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⚐ ReportTelon: I feel like how much I play yugioh directly correlates with how bad my life is
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
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⚐ Report//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.
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⚐ Report//Practicing interviews Stav: How many letter a’s are on our website? *steeples fingers* Naveen: Well, uh… the most common vowel is e, so.. if we assume that your website has 2000 characters, then… Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview! //Another interview Daniel: A permutation of n elements is chosen uniformly at random. A partition of the permutation into contiguous blocks is correct if, when each block is sorted independently, the entire permutation becomes sorted. Find the expected value of the maximum number of blocks into which the permutation can be partitioned correctly. Kevin Qian: Nice job stealing a question from a math competition. Have you even solved this? Daniel: To be honest, Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview!
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⚐ Report// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.
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⚐ ReportStein: I wrote a couplet //Class looks up in naive anticipation Stein: P-value low, reject the Ho