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#10594

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May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#10595

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May 19, 2022, 10:59 p.m.

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(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)

#10598

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May 23, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Rose: the thing about tests is, I love them, but also... Jocelyn: you hate them? Rose: no i mostly love them

#10604

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May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.

#10607

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May 23, 2022, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose: PTSD? No! More like.... PTS learn.

#10637

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May 31, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Stephen Zhang: I’m not into freshmen, I’m into freshwomen.

#10652

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June 6, 2022, 2:32 p.m.

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//Pd.8 Analysis 1B Mr. Rose is teaching while Angelina is writing in her notebook, he walks over to her after giving us problems to do. Rose: "Stop drawing weird anime girls."

#10685

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June 9, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.

#10751

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Sept. 1, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Diego: I wish you could keep losing teeth your whole life. Pulling out teeth is so much fun!

#10782

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Sept. 8, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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Karen: Is anyone here allergic to nuts? Solomon: What kind of nuts? Karen: Are you allergic to peanuts? Solomon: Oh, I’m not allergic to any kind of nuts, I was just curious what you had.