#9955

1010

Feb. 10, 2022, 12:49 p.m.

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Student: What happens during a government shutdown? Stelzner: Complete anarchy and chaos! Cats and dogs live together!

#9985

1010

Feb. 14, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Roberts: What does this sound like? Student(under her breath): Your mom Roberts: DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM? Roberts: HI MOM, THIS STUDENT JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. // Later Roberts: Make sure I can see everything, not just your left hand. Roberts: Because I don’t know if it’s your hand or YOUR MOMS LEFT HAND.

#10053

1010

Feb. 23, 2022, 8:16 a.m.

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// JIF vs GIF debate in ADSB Kyei: That sounds stupid. What other word has the sound "gif" in it? The entire class simultaneously: GIFT Kyei: ... Kyei: Ok, moving on.

#10059

1010

Feb. 23, 2022, 4:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: Here, come up and touch the battery to prove it doesn't shock you. Will: *touches battery, jumps 2 feet, starts screaming in agony*

#10106

1010

March 1, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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// meetings with students over their UML diagrams Sahu: Did you make the pentagram?

#10166

1010

March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10197

1010

March 8, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.

#10232

1010

March 10, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Delaney: I have never been small. Delaney: When I was in 8th grade, I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. At the end of high school I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. Delaney: Now I'm 6ft tall and like 210.

#10245

1010

March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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// Cow eye dissection Bosse: Eye juice, yum!

#10260

1010

March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.