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⚐ ReportMoose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We're just completing the square to find the vertex of a parabola. Schwartz: You've been doing this since you were, like, 7, or whenever you took Algebra.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!
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⚐ ReportStein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.
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⚐ Report//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!
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⚐ ReportAndy, watching Jerry play chess like a hawk: Jerry, why'd you do that? Jerry: Oh, true Andy: Every time I watch you play, you just fail Andy: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm just going to keep watching you from now on.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: we're out of spatial dimensions! We can't perceive any more! Schwartz: or, I don't think anyone in this room can... If you can, tell me, because that sounds cool
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Remember I grew up in Georgia. It had its good things. But we did not care about safety. I got degree in chemical engineering, but I never once put on goggles.
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⚐ ReportLodal, watching Michael open a banana the normal way: What are you doing? Opening a banana the wrong way? Michael: what? Lodal: You should open it from the bottom. Once you try it, you'll see it's much easier.