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#11355

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Dec. 22, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Piety: Gene editing in dead patients is more reliable because there is a lower chance of killing the patient.

#11405

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Jan. 10, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.

#11425

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:30 a.m.

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// Talking about cellphys Jerry Song: Nobody Blairbashes in that class. Jerry: There is an impostor among us!

#11448

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Jan. 20, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I don't know if my day Is getting better. O'Donovan: I'm going to get arrested today because I'm committing homicide. O'Donovan: I'm gonna kill Prange!

#11453

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Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.

#11475

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Jan. 30, 2023, 10:51 a.m.

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O'Donovan: It's the most dangerous time of the year. O'Donovan: Girl Scout cookies!

#11499

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Feb. 2, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."

#11503

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Feb. 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Glenn: Does anyone have a PP? I need a PP!

It's so much better without context

glenn

#11531

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Feb. 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Delaney: We’re not bringing kink into my cell bio lesson! //later Delaney: After crossing over. If you’re into that.

what happened to no kink in his cell bio lessons?

delaney, kink, bio

#11532

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Feb. 8, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red