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⚐ ReportPiety: Gene editing in dead patients is more reliable because there is a lower chance of killing the patient.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.
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⚐ Report// Talking about cellphys Jerry Song: Nobody Blairbashes in that class. Jerry: There is an impostor among us!
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I don't know if my day Is getting better. O'Donovan: I'm going to get arrested today because I'm committing homicide. O'Donovan: I'm gonna kill Prange!
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: It's the most dangerous time of the year. O'Donovan: Girl Scout cookies!
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⚐ Report//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."
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⚐ ReportDelaney: We’re not bringing kink into my cell bio lesson! //later Delaney: After crossing over. If you’re into that.