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Feb. 3, 2023, 4:28 p.m.

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//about the assertion, regarding open lunch proposals, that students would leave campus either way Anderson: Now, as I watch, on a ten-degree day, students sprinting across to McDonald's, I am forced to conclude that this is true.

#11516

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.

#11522

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Feb. 7, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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// achem lab Claudio: Jack I need you to pour water on my white stuff.

#11563

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Feb. 13, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Bosse: Oh I love filling in the gradebook! Bosse: It's a wonderful feeling.

#11567

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Feb. 14, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Nikhita: *walks in to music theory* I'm single and ready to mingle like a pringle. Nikhita: I hate this holiday. I'm just trying to be festive.

#11598

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Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.

#11657

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March 9, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Rose: man, I should be like a teacher or something

#11659

88

March 9, 2023, 7:50 p.m.

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// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.

#11669

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March 10, 2023, 5:02 p.m.

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Stein: The weekend is coming, so I'm going to go clubbin', because I always go clubbin' on saturday. Stein: But this time is a very special clubbin', because I'm going to take students with me. Stein: Of course, you all want to go, obviously. Stein, after randomly sampling students: Now, you seven people -- and a panda -- you will go clubbing with me. Stein: Make sure to come at 1:30 AM on Saturday, because that's when the party gets started. Dress up, because it's a party. Stein, later: I don't want to have a lot of people who are really bad dancers, because that'd be embarrassing.

#11684

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March 15, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Rose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.