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#11361

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Burnell: It's very frustrating, losing to someone I should be beating. Burnell: Or shouldn't be beating.

burnell talking about being beat by his kid in scrabble

burnell

#11421

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Jan. 13, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Bramble, seeing raised hand: Yes? Student: I was going to ask how old your kid is. Bramble: But you're not going to ask now?

#11423

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Jan. 17, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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Victor: Nathan you drive? Nathan Gehl: Yeah… Victor: Well you should crash!

#11431

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#11439

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Jan. 18, 2023, 5:27 p.m.

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//after Schwartz tells about incidents relating to leaving campus at lunch River: So they notice that students go shoplifting when they leave campus during lunch, but what's stopping me from shoplifting out of school hours? Schwartz: You might want to rephrase that and talk about "a student" shoplifting ...

#11441

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Jan. 19, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Karen: What? I was supposed to be Jeremy Lin’s wife.

#11450

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Jan. 20, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.

#11455

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Jan. 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Rose: Blame it on my broken rib, sorry!

he fell down at a kid's playground, and apparently his rib is broken

rose

#11457

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Jan. 23, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"

#11465

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Jan. 25, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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// Scioly O'Donovan: UMD is completely tripping.