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#11690

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March 16, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!

#11691

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March 16, 2023, 6:54 p.m.

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Anderson: When you open your eyes, look in a random direction ... //later Katz: But Mr Anderson, I can't look in a random direction, only an arbitrary one! Anderson: I am told that every year.

#11698

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March 17, 2023, 11:38 a.m.

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Eric Shi: I converted Donald Trump to liberalism.

#11735

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April 11, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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Anderson: It would be an ever-shifting mountain of mashed-potatoes, but it would still be a mountain! Sean: A delicious mountain! Anderson: It would be a delicious mountain. I love mashed-potatoes.

#11745

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April 13, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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//Schafer revealing something in a lesson near the end of the period Schafer: But what you couldn't see... *turns to board* *board turns off* Schafer: *fumbles with board* Darn it. Class is over.

#11812

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May 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Bramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.

#11854

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May 17, 2023, 6 p.m.

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// In mathphys Schafer: ... with that out of the way, you're free to have fun or whatever. Except for group 6, you guys should be working on your magnetic fields in matter presentation for next class. Group 6, stacking 20 mandarins on the back table:

the bag of little smoochies were totally not bought from safeway

mathphys, schafer

#11855

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May 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Sahu: we are seasoned professionals doing some calculus, idk claculus!

#11905

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May 30, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Schwartz: Hang on. *Schwartz takes off mask to remove a beard hair presumably in his mouth* Schwartz: Hair. One of the hazards of having a beard.

#11910

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May 30, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Jeremy: Which country has the most cheese? Jeremy: Georgia. Georgia the country, because it's the biggest country. Linda: I thought the biggest country was Canada...