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Oct. 11, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Smolen: "Okay, please don't set this classroom on fire." Smolen: "If you really want to, do it in the auditorium. We need a new auditorium."

#13711

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Jan. 15, 2026, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Some of you guys look like I just kicked your puppy. Lodal: And yeah, I did. Lodal: I went to all of your houses and kicked all of your puppies. Lodal: I'm evil.

#1503

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

#3010

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Period 9 English 9 //Mr. Clay writes: How you know you are in an English class with a bunch of Math and Science enthusiasts? "O, speak, speak again bright angle!" Clay: So many people wrote that in their English Homework. Student: (softly) Hmm...I wrote "O, speak, speak again right angle"...stupid typos...

#4699

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Jan. 8, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

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//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?

#5459

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April 17, 2015, 11:47 p.m.

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//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.

#8074

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April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?

#536

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Sept. 14, 2009, 8:44 a.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: Solve this. *goes to a computer and checks his Gmail* //BIG MCPS RED STOP SIGN APPEARS Mr. Pham: Why they not let you into Facebook?

#1100

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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Guest Speaker: Loose lips sink ships. Swaney: They do worse than sink ships. Joseph: They go on blairbash. Swaney: They go on blairbash.org.

#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.