#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.

#1471

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2 p.m.

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// the whole class is spacing out, and then they suddenly hear what Pham is talking about... Pham:.... and then, someday, you, magnet student, ask out pretty girl, someday, you ask popular girl to marry you. So you on your knees asking her to marry you, and you know what she do, she kick you in face... Class: (looks at each other in confusion/suprise)

#3428

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May 31, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: I'm going to take off one item of clothing every day until the air conditioning is fixed.

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#7854

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Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years

#6452

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May 19, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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//People playing Avalon and arguing loudly Substitute: What going on over there? //Anson points at Avik Anson: HE HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE!

#1451

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm turning off the lights! Everyone okay with that? I'm asking because for seniors, lights out means sleep time. For juniors, lights off means it's time to grope your neighbor. Hannah, you okay back there? //Hannah is the only girl at her table of 10 juniors

#2236

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Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...

#4520

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April 24, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

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//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!