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Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

#8499

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Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#9226

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Oct. 22, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Rose: I walked into a class and some yahoo had written Pascal's triangle on the board up to level 15 or something Rose: clearly this person doesn't understand math or the binomial theorem because they needed to go that far to get the numbers Student: that was Kirk

#9483

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Dec. 2, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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anagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive

#10803

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#3293

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.

#4127

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May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!

#949

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:22 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!

#8244

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June 6, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//watching michio’s wallops creative project, fisheye effect made the horizon looked curved Sloe: in this video the earth looks round Sloe: but we all know it’s not

#744

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Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*