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Nov. 12, 2018, 1:10 p.m.

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Rose: So I haven't slept the past two days ... Rose: My hands are shaking so much I can't write on the board ... Rose: Kevin was the only person who actually did this proof all the way. Anson: So you're saying Kevin did the proof on the left to set up the equivalent proof on the right? Rose: Wait how did you know Kevin did this, did you talk with him after the test?

#7849

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Jan. 8, 2019, 5:58 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Back then, I didn't have a camera for recording classes. Some students would bring in cameras but they would be so low resolution that you couldn't see anything. But, you know, the CAP teachers have these awesome cameras, and I kept borrowing it from them. There was a nice CAP teacher and a mean one. I would keep going down there and beg like a child to the CAP teacher, and I just humiliated myself every day. Then one day, the mean CAP teacher was in charge, and I asked for the camera and he was just like "NO". I begged again and he was like "NO. You don't need it." So that's why I have my own camera now.

#7886

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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//9th period precalc Rose: Guys we’re getting really off task. Rose: By the way I’m really hungry does anyone have any like almonds or something?

#8270

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Sept. 6, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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//for(int i = 1; I <= n; i++;){ Wright: If n is 10, how many times does it run? 10, right? If n is one million, then how many times? Class: ... Wright: One hundred.

#8390

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Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

#8499

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Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#9226

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Oct. 22, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Rose: I walked into a class and some yahoo had written Pascal's triangle on the board up to level 15 or something Rose: clearly this person doesn't understand math or the binomial theorem because they needed to go that far to get the numbers Student: that was Kirk

#9483

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Dec. 2, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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anagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive

#10803

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#3293

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.