#4127

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May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!

#949

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:22 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!

#8244

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June 6, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//watching michio’s wallops creative project, fisheye effect made the horizon looked curved Sloe: in this video the earth looks round Sloe: but we all know it’s not

#744

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Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#811

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Nov. 6, 2009, 8:12 a.m.

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Ms. Duval: Those people who can't be quiet in the hall may need to stay in the hall until they've demonstrated they can be quiet. *stares at her class intently* //in the background, someone sings: "Mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe) / mahna mahna / (ba debe dee) / mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)" Duval: That's got to be Stein...

#1361

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#1956

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May 26, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.

#3844

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Dec. 9, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.

#4097

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April 22, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

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//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.

#4194

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Sept. 11, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

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//At marching band practice Freshman: Can we have a water break? Adam (senior drum major): Water? //Freshman nods Adam: WATER? Freshman: Yeah-- Adam: YOU HAD WATER YESTERDAY!