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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#2971

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Feb. 23, 2011, 1:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: These walls are a lot stronger. They're made of cinder block. Your house walls are gypsum or drywall. Marcus: My house is actually made of cinderblock. Kaluta: That's because you live in a prison!

#3079

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March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

#3204

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April 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.

#3376

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May 17, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.

#4383

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Jan. 9, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

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//Jinhie and Annie leave for a track event Schafer: So what are you trying to run the mile in? Viju: Shoes.

#5374

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!

#6111

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Dec. 2, 2016, 10:15 a.m.

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// Writing quizbowl questions Haydn: Name this female co-founder of ISIS ... Haydn: Hillary Clinton

#7003

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Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully

#7646

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Oct. 11, 2018, 8 a.m.

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// Period 2 Astronomy, Mrs. Burton is subbing for Lodal Mrs. Burton: You guys know how Lodal works, right? Student: He works?