#5355

13

Jan. 12, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

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"Ms. Roebens' hairline look like a normal curve"

#5354

66

Jan. 12, 2015, 10:22 p.m.

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//It is the end of the semester in Comp religion and the last day of class Ben Holland: Mr. Whitacre, I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching this class, I feel like we all got a lot out of it. Whitacre: ehhh... //Whitacre turns around and starts to walk away, but then spins around and attempts to kick Ben Holland in the face.

#5353

1818

Jan. 10, 2015, 10:32 p.m.

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//Robotics Kinjal: Has build season started yet? Davis: "Has build season started yet?" What kind of a question is that? Where have you been? It's like asking a woman if she's pregnant--you just don't say that!

#5352

3333

Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#5351

1214

Jan. 9, 2015, 7 p.m.

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//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.

#5350

-2856

Jan. 8, 2015, 11:07 p.m.

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Shriyash: Windows is actually a really shit OS, with only one redeeming feature. It's like a giant turd wearing a little gold crown labeled "Executable Files".

#5349

08

Jan. 8, 2015, 8:23 p.m.

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Dennis: Pot is the natural form of happiness.

#5348

3133

Jan. 8, 2015, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "People think that diamond last forever, that why boys buy the ring to give to all the girls, because he want relationship to last forever, but diamond don't last forever, just like the--what?--the relationship."

#5346

915

Jan. 5, 2015, 8:27 p.m.

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Rose: This paper is called focus-directrix paper. Can anyone guess why it's called focus-directrix paper? Caleb S: Does this paper have a dominatrix on it? //class laughs Rose: I don't think you know what that word means. Student: Wait, what does it mean? Rose: We'll save that for a different lesson.

#5345

79

Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.