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⚐ Report// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.
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⚐ ReportJeremy (Breaks into Rao's room again): YO MS. RAO WHAT'S UP! Rao: Jeremy. Jeremy: Hi! Rao: No, it's bye. // Jeremy pretends to leave, crawls under me as I'm typing this in Rao: I can see you.
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⚐ Report// Talking about Miranda Rights/"right to remain silent" Stelzner: Which amendment does that relate to? Student: The 5th. Stelzner: Can you explain why? Student: I don't want to explain.
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⚐ ReportMr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.
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⚐ Report// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*
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⚐ Report// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.
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⚐ Report//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.
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⚐ Report// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!