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#10388

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April 1, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.

#10387

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April 1, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I know what normal aids are, but what are hearing aids?

#10386

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March 31, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Jeremy (Breaks into Rao's room again): YO MS. RAO WHAT'S UP! Rao: Jeremy. Jeremy: Hi! Rao: No, it's bye. // Jeremy pretends to leave, crawls under me as I'm typing this in Rao: I can see you.

there's never a boring day in rao

jeremy, rao

#10385

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March 31, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about Miranda Rights/"right to remain silent" Stelzner: Which amendment does that relate to? Student: The 5th. Stelzner: Can you explain why? Student: I don't want to explain.

#10384

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March 31, 2022, 11:22 a.m.

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Steven Wang: Sahu looks like the brother I never had.

#10383

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March 31, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.

#10382

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March 30, 2022, 10:55 p.m.

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// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*

#10381

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March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.

#10380

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March 30, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.

#10379

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March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!