#5290

111

Dec. 3, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

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//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.

#5289

11

Dec. 3, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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Noah: I think I'll modify it to be a little less passive-aggressive Student: So you can be more actively aggressive? Noah: I haven't decided

#5288

66

Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#5287

55

Dec. 3, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You know green banana? It unripe! You break it apart, you eat it, it crunchy!"

#5284

1212

Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.

#5283

99

Nov. 27, 2014, 9:30 a.m.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays depress me. Noah: He sounds like Mr. Lodal.

#5282

1111

Nov. 25, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

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//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.

#5281

610

Nov. 25, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge

#5279

1919

Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

#5278

-68

Nov. 24, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

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//Try to say "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes" Arianna: Legs, shoulders..........?!