#4124

22

May 4, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

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Mike: If I didn't write that book report, Jesus Christ would be alive!

#4122

22

May 3, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

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Mr.Stein: Mama stein ain't been raisin' no dummies

#4121

55

May 3, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

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//AP World Review: Ravilious (to students): Here, have some cheese sticks. Mogge: String cheese and cheese sticks are different. Ravilious: You just pointed out how old I am, but you are almost as old as me! Mogge: No, I am older than you. I passed 30 a long time ago.

#4120

88

May 3, 2012, 3 p.m.

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Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo

#4119

1212

May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!

#4118

77

May 2, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Freddy: Kevin! Why haven't you proven how simplex works yet? KevLi: What? Why me? You're suppose to do that and enlighten all of us during computer team. Freddy: Eh eh! I gots stuff to do bro. Important things, like painting my toenails.

#4117

99

April 30, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...

#4116

48

April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#4112

1214

April 27, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

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//Eric Neyman is running around R&E with a box that was dripping water all over the place Mr. Street: Eric! Stop peeing on the floor! At least you could pee in the sink!

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.