#13074

610

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13073

68

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:39 a.m.

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Sahu: If I punch you with a boxing glove, I'd punch you really hard Sahu: But if I punch you bare-knuckled, I'd restrain myself so I don't break my hand

#13072

57

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:36 a.m.

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Sahu: So you keep lighting things on fire...

#13071

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo

#13070

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Esther: Mr. Sahu, are your shoelaces untied? [...] Sahu: I just walk around with my shoelaces untied.

#13069

99

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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// Explaining arrays Sahu: If you're racist, I can make you non-racist

#13068

88

Feb. 15, 2024, 9:54 a.m.

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Bosse: Is it MCPS appropriate? Student: Yes. Bosse: I've been here for 32 years. I don't want to get fired now.

#13067

88

Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Gerald Lu: Jokes on you I already have syphilis

#13066

610

Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Dylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!

#13065

88

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Glenn: To get me to stop using my pacifier, my mom just threw them away and said that Oscar the Grouch ate them. Glenn: And I had a hatred, a hatred for Sesame Street. Glenn: Anyways, robots.