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#12810
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⚐ Report//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."
#12807
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⚐ ReportStein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.
#12806
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⚐ ReportAce: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.
#12805
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⚐ ReportAce: I like the taste of coffee. Ace: It's bitter, just like the inside of my soul!
#12803
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⚐ Report//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊
#12802
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⚐ Report//Schafer giving us a harder problem "It's time to cook" "You gotta be cooking for this one"