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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, february 2 "This book was written by a professor at a small Jesuit college, so it contains a few religious references scattered thruout, which I find cute." "'It is raining in Death Valley.' That is a statement about the world, which may be true or false. '3^2 = 9' -- that is a mathematical statement, which is true. 'All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.' No comment on that one." "I got some new markers, which don't erase so well. So who wants a forearm workout?" "My wife and I just let everyone else freak out, while we watch from the sidelines." "I suddenly don't feel like teaching you anything." "Some years, I have students who take Logic, and at the end of it think that logic is stupid and unneeded, and they have a point." "This is the entire epsilon-delta definition of a limit. Who's with me? Katz is with me. That's all I need."
#12971
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⚐ Report//Katz stood at the side of the room for the entire first three class periods, but not today Dylan, noticing Katz: You're sitting down?! Hinkle: Hey, it's okay. He's allowed to be normal.
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⚐ ReportSmrek: I would be a great hippie. I love tie-dye. I have a ton and a half of tie-dye shirts. Student, later: You could have been a hippie when you were growing up. Smrek: Hippies weren't around much then -- just how old do you think I am?
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⚐ Report// Video on removing ticks Video: You don't want to twist, you don't want to jerk, you just want to pull steadily up.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.
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⚐ Report// Doing a simple proof in complex Schwartz: *opens Baby Rudin, hands book to River* Schwartz: Read the proof. River: The proof is trivial.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I'm just playing around with symbols, as is all of maths. Schwartz: *looks out the window* Good. Rose isn't here to hear that.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Of course, you'll be majoring in maths in college, because maths is the most important subject Schwartz: ... or you might major in an inferior subject. You are allowed to make poor life choices and not major in maths.