#10170

1014

March 6, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Andy: Hui, how come any time someone submits a Blairbash quote about you, you have to defend yourself in the mod notes? Hui: Because these quotes don't make me look good.

#10169

1616

March 5, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Leela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.

#10167

921

March 5, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Henry Ren: Freaking freshmen.

#10166

1010

March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10163

1212

March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#10162

77

March 4, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//later Student (describing feeling): I won. Katz: I lost The Game. Hui: I lost The Game. Roberts: What is this Game thing? You all need to stop saying that, because that's the most annoying thing ever. //later Student (to Roberts): You know you lost The Game, right?

#10161

77

March 4, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//Roberts talks about her stress and exhaustion Hui: You can take a nap. Roberts: But I'm teaching you guys! Hui: We can also take naps. //later Hui: I can teach the class. Roberts: I'm sure you guys are all great teachers.

#10160

66

March 4, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."

#10159

1717

March 4, 2022, 3:47 p.m.

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Rose: I won't say this is illegal, but this calculus has been suppressed in every textbook.

#10158

1717

March 4, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Logic Mr. Rose: Think about when you go to a pool, and there's like, pool rules. There's just so many rules! Pool Rules 1. No running 2. No jumping 3. No glass bottles 4. No knives 5. No dogs 6. No skateboarding 7. No guns Mr. Rose: But each of these rules restricts one of your freedoms to do something. Mr. Rose: So if you want to have a fun pool party, you'd go to a Florida pool. FL Pool 1. No automatic weapons