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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, march 6 "now if you think about calculus romantically or whatever..." "nice healthy big fat square. good square" "now as my thing gets bigger" "now we erase you bad tiny corner" "now you go to your car and you get your duffel bag of supplies for your criminal life" "and you go back into the bank with your clown hair and say i've never been here before"
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⚐ Report*David Katz laughing manaically from the other room* Glenn: Was that just David? // Later, David comes into ento Glenn: David, you were laughing manaically, as if you were trying to take over the world. *David laughs again in his typical manner*
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?
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⚐ ReportAndy: What's cell in chinese? Unsuspecting victim: 细胞? (xi bao, ɕi˥˩ bau̯˥) Andy: HAHA SHIBAL!
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⚐ ReportGuillermo: What does "banger" in "set, trip, and banger" mean? Wilson: Oh it means gangbanger. I know Laurie knows what I'm talking about.
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⚐ Report// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!
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⚐ ReportBosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.
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⚐ Report"bowls" is on the computer screen. Jason Yao: That's how you spell bowl??? Jason Yao: Why is it spelled like that. Jason Yao: Shouldn't it be spelled like how bowling spells it!?
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⚐ Report// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal