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⚐ Reportrose pd7: "people who are stubborn and refuse to listen to me, do you just find that your life is full of stumbles and falls and cuts and bruises?"
#10171
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⚐ Report// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?
#10170
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⚐ ReportAndy: Hui, how come any time someone submits a Blairbash quote about you, you have to defend yourself in the mod notes? Hui: Because these quotes don't make me look good.
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⚐ ReportLeela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.
#10166
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⚐ ReportJacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.
#10163
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⚐ Report//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!
#10162
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⚐ Report//later Student (describing feeling): I won. Katz: I lost The Game. Hui: I lost The Game. Roberts: What is this Game thing? You all need to stop saying that, because that's the most annoying thing ever. //later Student (to Roberts): You know you lost The Game, right?
#10161
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⚐ Report//Roberts talks about her stress and exhaustion Hui: You can take a nap. Roberts: But I'm teaching you guys! Hui: We can also take naps. //later Hui: I can teach the class. Roberts: I'm sure you guys are all great teachers.
#10160
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."