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⚐ Report//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!
#4004
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⚐ ReportDenny: Does anybody know what a complex sentence is? Avikar: Well, it has a real part and an imaginary part.
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⚐ Report//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.
#4002
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⚐ Report//Sharon filling out her schedule card Sharon: What should I put for career goal? ...oh, I'll put gold digger!
#4001
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⚐ ReportPulkit: I want more women to get breast cancer. Jason H: But I'm not comfortable with asymmetry!
#4000
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⚐ Report//9th Period Ravilious Ravilious: Wait where was I? We never get anything done. What is going on over there? //North side of class starts barking Ravilious: I am afraid of being alone with you guys.
#3999
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⚐ ReportRose: So, do these example problems... //f(x) = e^(sex) //f'(x) = ? Class: Uhh...Mr. Rose? //Rose hurriedly writes in a c before the x. Rose: You know what I mean!
#3997
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⚐ Report//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!
#3995
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⚐ Report//After a long lecture Bosse: Well class, that wasn't too bad, was it? Looks like a few of you dozed off, though. //Goes on to point out a few who did Bosse: To be honest, I dozed off during that too.