#3679

06

Oct. 15, 2011, 12:37 a.m.

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Neel: Why will this program not work? Milo: It because .... (muttering something) Neel: Come again? Milo: No, I was making fun of you Eric: Wow, I dont think you are suppose to tell someone when you are making fun of them

#3678

57

Oct. 14, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table

#3677

810

Oct. 14, 2011, 1:17 p.m.

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// Arbitrary student walks into Phys Chem Arbitrary Student: Hey, did your class vote for homecoming yet? // Pham looks at us... Pham: Do you guys care? Class: No!

#3676

99

Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!

#3675

44

Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3674

59

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

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//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?

#3672

88

Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!

#3670

1616

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3668

66

Oct. 12, 2011, 7:07 p.m.

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//Discussing tattoos Lodal: I thought of getting a tattoo of the Green Lantern across my chest. . . //Class laughs Lodal:. . with glow in the dark ink!

#3666

57

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.