#3073

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March 12, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

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Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.

#3072

1012

March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#3070

79

March 12, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Stein: So the last 5 points of the project will be based on how well your model does. The team that does the best will get 5 points, the team that does the worst will get 1 point. Student: But you said the team that does the worst will get a D. Stein: Exactly, they'll get a 1/5. Student: That's not a D... Stein: Okay fine, they can have a 2/5.

#3068

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March 11, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Minas: It [The crab] was a couple of ounces. About a pound. //Later Minas: There are 16 ounces in a pound. Brendan: 16 is not a couple. Minas: Well, not all of the crab made it.

#3067

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March 11, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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Donaldson: I predict the test will be mostly As... the rest Bs... and one D. Student: *One* D? Donaldson: Yes, one. Student: Who did you have in mind? Donaldson: Oh, no one. Just one D... -stares pointedly at James Pinkerton-

#3066

44

March 11, 2011, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.

#3065

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March 11, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

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Katherine: it's like crepe, but made out of noodles.

#3063

4044

March 11, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group? Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT

#3062

88

March 11, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand

#3061

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March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.