#3060

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March 10, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Pham: If you Asian and you want to lose weight, it very easy. All you do is stop eating the rice!!! You lose 40 pounds in 2 days!

#3058

1919

March 10, 2011, 10:18 a.m.

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//Precalc C, sketching several different conics on the same paper Billings: Hey! It looks like a spider! Eva: Mm, it kinda does... Oh god, now I can't stop seeing that! I'm arachnophobic. Mr. Rose: *slowly picks up paper* It's a spider, and it's coming to EAT YOU! *Throws paper at Eva* Eva: *screams* Damn it, why would you do something like that?!

#3057

1313

March 9, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is learning to take the derivative of exponentials Rose: Nicole Choi, you're like one of those people who goes into the forest and gathers beetles. Every time you encounter a new beetle, you just pull out your little book of photos and see if it looks kind of like a beetle you've seen before. That's not going to work here. This is a new beetle.

#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3055

59

March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]

#3054

35

March 9, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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John Anderson (To Saurav): You're a dirty little boy, some day you gonna grow up and be just like [Teacher].

#3053

2224

March 9, 2011, 4:30 p.m.

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//Jason drops a mobius strip into the trash. JHyun: Made it! Thomas: Now try it from over there! Jhyun: Is that even possible? Thomas: Here, I'll show you something. Point mass simplification. //crumples up paper

#3052

22

March 9, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Stein: I am the rabbi of problem three. I tell you what you're supposed to see (in problem three).

#3051

79

March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!

#3050

2325

March 8, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

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Student: So you're the one they're calling Mr. Rose's son, eh? PBE: Yeah.  I think of it more as being like Boba Fett and Jango Fett in Star Wars.  You know, a partially aged clone.