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#2426
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⚐ Report//talking about the old days when Blair was even worse than it is now Pham: Back then parent call and ask, 'do you feel dangerous when you here in school?' And I say yes! //he meant "in danger"
#2425
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⚐ Report//computer team, Ashu was probably being annoying Scott:...and the computer redirects it to the appropriate program, which for him (points at Ashu) is Internet Explorer and for the rest of us it's Firefox.
#2424
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⚐ Report//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.
#2423
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⚐ Report//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.
#2422
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⚐ ReportIndian Student: *speaks with thick Indian accent* White Student: You sound like my mother.
#2420
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⚐ ReportKevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!
#2419
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⚐ ReportMs. Roberts: Stop loafing! (MB)^2: ? Ms. Roberts: You know, loaf. -in an official voice- Loaf is an adjective, meaning to- (MB)^2: VERB! Ms. Roberts: ... Did I say adjective? ... uh yeah actually I was really good at English back in high school...
#2418
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⚐ ReportMs. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)
#2417
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⚐ ReportMr. Ekatomatis: Hang on to your electrons, because molecular orbital theory gets a bit more hairy!
#2416
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⚐ ReportStudent: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting