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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.

#2224

15

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.

#2223

1919

Sept. 29, 2010, 9 a.m.

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Student: Remember kids, stay protected. Viju: Why? Is there something about you that's dangerous?

#2222

1115

Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

#2221

1515

Sept. 28, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Student: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...

#2220

2426

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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Religion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.

#2219

33

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//about city-states Whitacre: Each and every one of these is considered the center of the universe.

#2218

88

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: Don't anticipate failure, just enjoy it when it happens.

#2217

02

Sept. 28, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: My grandpa always said "recreate, don't procreate." Don't have kids.

#2216

210

Sept. 28, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ