#5428

1313

March 20, 2015, 5:38 p.m.

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Student: I'm convinced Phalia West is a spambot.

#5427

1010

March 20, 2015, 4:23 p.m.

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//Block D Chem Lodal: Can water form a solution with itself? Elijah: I mean, if that's what it's into...

#5426

2527

March 19, 2015, 7:54 p.m.

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//Period 1 Precalc //Street walks in Street: Ah, what fine students you have the pleasure of teaching Giles: You must not have noticed that Perry's here

#5425

1515

March 19, 2015, 2:56 p.m.

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Ostrander's Science Bowl Bio (written by the Science Bowl team): Mr. Peter Ostrander is the magnet coordinator of Montgomery Blair High School, which he rules with a titanium fist. He is best known for his thorough understanding of the nature of school politics, the high school student psyche, and 80’s and 90’s bands, although his favorite musician is Justin Bieber, for his profound lyrics and masterful melodies. Science bowl is very pleased to welcome him as a member of the current regime. He fulfills his role as assistant head coach almost as well our head coach. He is a constant presence at science bowl practices and you can hardly walk into a meet without feeling his aura. In his free time, Mr. Ostrander enjoys surfing.

#5424

2626

March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#5423

1515

March 18, 2015, 9:22 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: "Are you doing any work in ModSim" has about the same truth value as "Is Sachin here."

#5422

2020

March 18, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Pham: Oh, one more thing about the chem R&E interview. This VERY important: don't cry!

#5421

88

March 17, 2015, 11:29 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.

#5420

711

March 16, 2015, 10:43 p.m.

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//Freshman Block A chem. Pham: I know you guy don't want to hear me talk. Half of you I know don't like me. All I talking about is what--? Crap! Pham: But you know the other half who listen to me talk crap; they get into what--? A good college!

#5419

77

March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!