#4584

33

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.

#4583

1616

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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//Discussing Newton's third law, how throwing stuff off a vehicle will get you moving Schafer: So you're in a college class, and the professor gives you some problem like this: "Say you take your girlfriend or your boyfriend for a boat ride in a pond. But, you lose your paddlers. How do you get back to land?" See, this question is just bad. Like, they want you to say something about taking off your clothes and throwing them out the boat, but you could just swim! In fact, you could probably wait a bit and eventually just drift back to shore. Billy Leete: Why don't you just throw your girlfriend out of the boat?

#4581

26

Sept. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

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//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL

#4580

1010

Sept. 15, 2013, 11:28 a.m.

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//Pham walks into CompMeth and sits down at his computer Pham: What class this again? //pauses Oh, comp method.

#4577

02

Sept. 13, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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During Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!

#4576

46

Sept. 12, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!

#4575

1212

Sept. 7, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

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// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.

#4574

66

Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.

#4573

11

Sept. 6, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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Jared Lichtman: So you just look at the tension and you see that it's just a recursive acceleration blob thing.

#4562

99

Sept. 3, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.