#4547

1212

June 6, 2013, 8:38 p.m.

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Pham: You know, the cadaver, they mostly all dead.

#4546

88

June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4545

1111

May 31, 2013, 6:48 a.m.

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//Near the end of third period Kaluta: And we are just going to ignore the bell. If you have a fifth period class and your teacher has a problem with that, tell them to come find me. Sarah and others: I have Ms. Cuadrado. Kaluta. Well, we are going to make her cry.

#4544

-11

May 30, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

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Katherine Angier: I'm mature //Proceeds to hit Hannah Tsai on the head with notebook Katherine Angier: Eeekkk!!

#4543

1012

May 30, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

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Bosse: Everyone remember that you represent Blair, so behave so future Magnet students can get internships at your lab. Shaun: And if you do something wrong say you're home-schooled. Evan: Say you go to Poolesville. //Class laughs

#4542

66

May 27, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

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Austin: My name is Austin, but on the basketball court I'm known as the Yellow Mamba. Freeman: Who calls you that...? Austin: I call me that.

#4541

99

May 24, 2013, 7:28 a.m.

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//Discussing work involved with two methods of removing vomit from a conic vase (by scooping off the top, and by using a hose extended to the bottom to suck). Bendeguz: But why would you ever want to use a hose if in real life it would be more work? Mike: It's harder to build a machine that scoops than it is to make a hose. Bendeguz: You could just use a hose for the top layer, and keep lowering it. Mike: Maybe, but I have learned in POE that it does not take much work for a machine to suck.

#4540

33

May 23, 2013, 11:44 a.m.

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//Students are asking for an extra weekend to finish a project on Ishmael, so that the work will be better Whitacre: As my grandfather used to say, "I wish I had my boots right now because the shit's gett'n deep."

#4539

08

May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.

#4538

39

May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.